April202013

I’m but a fragile replica of who I was,
Made up of glass, porcelain and paper.
Painted and cared for when a child had use of me,
But since then have fallen into disrepair.
Half of my face caved in.
My paper dress and tiara crumbled.
The paint chipped off.
The glass shattered and warped.
No longer a queen,
But a crushed monarch.

April142013
goblinschoolgirl:

karkats-screaming-tentadick:

cum-guzzling-guttermech:

dratomicrobotesla:

breannainn:

cyborgraptor:

panterflauclaws:

mujohn:

noticed-dat-ass-so-i:

khepur:

Noble Rapture r u serious

Scaled Inferno

Merciless Venom…

Noble Vengance

Deadly Hell-raiser….

Wicked Hunter. Meh.

Ancient Blaze that’s so cool

Merciless Warrior. well.

Merciless Shadow fuck yes

Sealed Vengeance. I can dig it.

Fearsome Beast

goblinschoolgirl:

karkats-screaming-tentadick:

cum-guzzling-guttermech:

dratomicrobotesla:

breannainn:

cyborgraptor:

panterflauclaws:

mujohn:

noticed-dat-ass-so-i:

khepur:

Noble Rapture r u serious

Scaled Inferno

Merciless Venom…

Noble Vengance

Deadly Hell-raiser….

Wicked Hunter. Meh.

Ancient Blaze that’s so cool

Merciless Warrior. well.

Merciless Shadow fuck yes

Sealed Vengeance. I can dig it.

Fearsome Beast

(Source: sauronsconsort, via dontflaywithmyheart)

10PM

queen-ant:

I left my cat out in the rain for about 0.2 seconds too long, which makes for some interesting facial expressions.
image 

(via dontflaywithmyheart)

April122013
pahnem:

kitchikishangout:

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST RETARDED WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

i’ve been laughing at this response for 20 minutes


I AM ALPHA WOLFALPHA WOLF MADALPHA WOLF TAKE ANGER OUT ON MOON MOON

pahnem:

kitchikishangout:

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST RETARDED WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

i’ve been laughing at this response for 20 minutes

I AM ALPHA WOLF
ALPHA WOLF MAD
ALPHA WOLF TAKE ANGER OUT ON MOON MOON

(Source: mydickisthealpha, via dontflaywithmyheart)

2PM
roguesareth:

annathemoony:

soupnbananaz:


littleartemis:


radiogrimshaw:


radiogrimshaw:


ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm


i know there are some writers who follow me
please
take note


I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina.
So writers, take note.


jesus h. christ


I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn’t really think about that/blamed me for being “tiny,” what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.
Of course, a lady’s Sarlaac Pit is designed to accommodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.
Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER.
A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you’re patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don’t mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn’t so bendy, would be another story entirely.
So if you’re shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn’t into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it’s better in theory than it is in practice.
This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give.
Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you.

My fiance is only about 8 and there are some positions we just CAN NOT do, because it hurts. 

roguesareth:

annathemoony:

soupnbananaz:

littleartemis:

radiogrimshaw:

radiogrimshaw:

ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm

i know there are some writers who follow me

please

take note

I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina.

So writers, take note.

jesus h. christ

I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn’t really think about that/blamed me for being “tiny,” what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.

Of course, a lady’s Sarlaac Pit is designed to accommodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.

Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER.

A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you’re patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don’t mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn’t so bendy, would be another story entirely.

So if you’re shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn’t into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it’s better in theory than it is in practice.

This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give.

Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you.

My fiance is only about 8 and there are some positions we just CAN NOT do, because it hurts. 

(Source: aquajoggers, via dimensionaltravelerswelcome)

11AM

If I’m comfortable with you, I’ll:

jiidesu:

niicolodean:

  • call you names
  • tell you weird and personal details about myself
  • say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
  • type in caps a lot.

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

  • talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
  • share funny photos from my tumblr dash
  • actually tell you when i’m upset 
  • try to make conversation with you 
  • just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
  • tell you jokes even if they’re bad 

(via dontflaywithmyheart)

11AM
11AM

Three Things I Like About Myself - Day Three

aqualinux:

1. I’m adventurous.
2. It’s totally weird, but I wiggle my toes when I’m happy. Like, without even thinking about it.
3. I’m totally weird. :-P

Now it’s your turn! Sorry I was late today. I stayed up all night so I had to get some extra sleep.

- I’m pretty good about treating everyone equally, and equally well.
- I may swear, but if I know it makes someone uncomfortable , I won’t swear around them
- my hands are small, but they’re real thin and pretty from years of playing piano~

April112013
loryisunabletosupinate:

benyetdictcumberbatch:

celestialcow:

zetx:

Dialect Map of American English

I’m laughing that San Francisco literally has it’s own Dialect.
Hella awesome.

Chicago urban. Oh god.

NYC and Hudson Valley


Where the hell did the “local words” come from? XD

loryisunabletosupinate:

benyetdictcumberbatch:

celestialcow:

zetx:

Dialect Map of American English

I’m laughing that San Francisco literally has it’s own Dialect.

Hella awesome.

Chicago urban. Oh god.

NYC and Hudson Valley

Where the hell did the “local words” come from? XD

(via dimensionaltravelerswelcome)

12PM

Three Things I Like About Me day Two!

aqualinux:

1. I plan things out really well.
2. I remember almost everything I read.
3. I absolutely love to snuggle and cuddle.


Now it’s your turn! Write three things you like about yourself. They’re probably three things that other people like about you too! :-)

I almost forgot O:

- I have a mohawk, which I fought for (booooyah)
- I really can’t help but smile almost all the time
- I cannot stand when people treat others badly and I usually make a point of preventing it

April102013
8AM

As part of a self-challenge, I’m going to be writing three things I like about myself every day, for thirty days.

aqualinux:

And I totally figured I should include it on my blog because someone might see it and start doing it too. Besides, I like nice things on my blog.


1. I am considerate of others.
2. I am taking charge of my own life.
3. I am polylingual.


Now it’s your turn! Post three things you like about yourself.

- I’m overly passionate, in a great way
- It’s easy for me to start conversations with people
- I have lots of little freckles and moles all over that remind me of a starry sky


Your turn, everybody!
Your turn, everybody!

2AM
itseasytoremember:

did-you-kno:

Source

my kinda guy


Oh my god buuuuurrrrn

itseasytoremember:

did-you-kno:

Source

my kinda guy

Oh my god buuuuurrrrn

(via dontflaywithmyheart)

April92013

thepirateking:

descepter:

Ever wonder what happens if you cry in space?

oh my GOD WHAT

Why is he crying?

(via aqualinux)

April82013

Everybody talks about girls looking in the mirror and being unhappy with themselves because of how guys might view them but what about guys???
What about guys who aren’t built like the Winchester brothers
Guys who don’t have eyes like Misha Collins or Benedict Cumberbatch?
Guys who don’t have the raging sex appeal of a time lord?
It doesn’t help that girls create phone-shrines of their absolute favourite celebrity dudes.

What about mah guys?
Guys who think they’re too fat to be loved, who think they’re too skinny to be sexy, too tall or too short or too pale or too dark or too imperfect and broken
But we are all broken
And that is the most perfect thing I can see in someone
The media puts impossible expectations about what men should look like into the minds of women. (does no one remember the reaction Robert Pattinson got about his body after he took his shirt off as Edward Cullen?)
So how about we realize this one little thing


Everyone is really fucking gorgeous


And maybe you aren’t attracted to someone
Or maybe someone isn’t attracted to you

That isn’t your fault
That will never be your fault

You aren’t wrong for not being sexually attracted to everybody who mozies through the front door.

You ARE wrong if you think that your opinion is what decides if someone is unattractive.

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